Another Crazy Bastard

Hit and the Runs.

So some dude in Florida was driving drunk and crashed.  Only to flee the scene of the crash, because he had to use the bathroom.

GAINESVILLE, Fla. - Police say a driver told them he left the scene of a crash to avoid another kind of accident. The Gainesville Sun ( http://bit.ly/IQzShs) reports 29-year-old Barnard W. Cato III told police he had "the runs" early Tuesday when his car hit another car and some nearby newspaper boxes. He was charged with DUI, hit and run and leaving the scene of an accident involving an 
injury.

Source via wn.com